[UA] Whizzo Chocolate Company represents Dulcemancy Revisited

[Ville Halonen]

(written just after reading the first comments to the school)

One thing I hate about reading the archives is that I can't reply to the messages in them, at least without feeling a bit out of time.

Dulcemancy from May 2000, the sweet-based magick has some cool potential, especially blast-wise. Spring Surprise, anyone? I think you could also generate a major charge by building a gingerbread house and living in it for some time. Maybe you could use a major charge to create a HUGE marshmellow man, or siggys to animate little gingerbread people or raspberry-cream filled chocolate people. 

"You see a six-foot man approaching, arms outstreched, with a fierce look in his eyes, intending to kill you."
"I'll let him taste a .44", he said wondering how eyes made of chocolate can look fierce.
"Your gun goes ka-boom, and the chocolate golem jerks, huge chunks of chocolate and pink raspberry cream bursting out of it's shoulder. It smells good, looks at you and keeps coming."
"I'll try shooting him in the head."
"Great. A giant cloud of pinkish goo and chips of chocolate fills the air, some landing on your face and in your mouth. It tastes wonderful, but you're blind. Suddenly you get knocked down, and you think it's on you, his hands on your throat."
"I must get him offa me! I'll bite his legs off!"
"Don't you think they're a bit too far?"
"Okay, his hands, then."
"You grab his hands and try to get some of him in your mouth, but not with any mentionable success. However, you feel something on your hands: molten chocolate. This guy's melting quite literally in your hands." 

And don't forget the magickal potential of candybars and giant lollipops, true fairy godmother –style. Maybe dulcemancy could be a combination of mechanomancy and more traditional spells-casting magick.

Of course, I have no idea of the taboo. That's where my experimentations with magick usually crash.

-H
who has not seen Willy Wonka since his very early childhood (and fallen in love with this kind of "sigs")

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