[UA] Marilyn Chambers and Alex Abel (was circle...)

[Cassady Toles]

  You could have Marilyn Chambers be the Naked Goddess. 
  She's got a whole list of excellent films and her name
  itself begs to be used in UA.  The title of her
  breakout porn film (No, I am NOT forgetting her role
  as the superclean 99 & whatever% pure spokeslady for
  Ivory soap.) "Behind the Green Door" has mystic
  connotations and, considering how much her career
  deteriorated after she got into porn, you could easily
  make up a legendary "last film" for her.  It might
  float around with rumours that it's a snuff film
  instead of a sorcerous artifact.
  
I like this idea, tres cool.  
  
  > i'd imagine alex abel would have had a far harder
  > time becoming a
  > millionaire.
  
  Not if he got into oil just before the energy crises
  started -but I guess that was late 70s.
  
Better Idea, you guys will love (or hate) this.  The seventies was the rise
of the entertainment industry as a source for huge paychecks.  But the
seventies was also the creation of the "legitimate" sex industry.  Further,
a whole lot of people who got rich making sleazy sex-films under assumed
names went legit in the eighties/ninties.  Rather than having Abel be a
former criminal thug/type who goes legit, make him a former pimp who "goes
legit" he turns an illegal unreported income source into a "legit" film
industry.  If you wanted to get really crazy, change the O'Farrel Brothers
(who created behind the green door) into Alex Abel.  You could even change
the spelling of his name to Able and make it a porn pseudonym (his real name
being Dwane Johnson or something equally banal).  Lets say that he is having
a fairly serious fling with Chambers.  She ascends, he falls, the same time!
Doesn't that REALLY help explain why he hates the cult of the naked goddess
as deeply as he does?  
  
  
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