[UA] bizarre and fucked up children's settings for RPGs

[Kintaro Oe]

>I liked the Muppet News Flash with Kermit and Don Music
>(re)writing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."

see, those are the gems of Sesame Street that I used to sit through all the 
"L starts the words...." for.

>Don't make me come over there, Kintaro. Nobody fucks with Fred
>on my watch-- he's one of the genuinely good eggs in the world.

how about this, you can go make an omlet out of him over _there_, far away 
from me? Mr. Rogers always bugged me.

>And that's even before we get to the Land of Make Believe with
>it's Days of the Week Royal family-- due, I could get all Hite
>on it if I wanted to, but I want Ken to do it in a SupTrans. But
>diggit, a quick Top Ten:

That's a good idea, have ol' Hitey take a Suppressed Transmission: The 
Episodes of Beloved Children Shows They Never Wanted You To See

>3. Prince Tuesday: Tyr's Day = Justice? And where the hell is
>MONDAY?

I can just see the King and Queen now "What Monday? You're first child, you 
hear me! Our first!"

>4. Lady Elaine is a known and practicing witch.

but it's  witch of _love_ too

>5. The trolley is *alive,* man! Clockwork Automata!

not to mention that it was _designed_ to swipe charges from millions of 
kids across America. Everybody's imagination always had to focus on trolley...

>6. Daniel's Clock has NO HANDS!!!

that's something I never noticed, but now that's probably the best Hiddn 
Secret.

>7. Lady Aberlin. Sweet Lady Aberlin. A toothsome morsel. Oh,
>yes, my precious.

ahem.

>10. If you pay close attention, it's obvious that Henrietta
>Pussycat is a pornomancer, sneaking around with that that French
>Fry-making, cheesy beret-wearing Gallic gato Grandpere, and
>playing X the Owl for a chump. Oh, don't you worry. She'll get
>hers. Oh yeah. Vengance is mine, sayeth Chef Brock. He'll get
>all Joe Negri Kumbaya-strummin' guitar on your ass.

Hey! Henrietta was just a victim of her own good looks! She's innocent, I 
tell you! Innocent!

>Awww yeah. Word to Mr. McFeely. Peace out!

the Blood Hound Gang did a very amusing spoof on Mr. Rogers in one of their 
songs.


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