Stolze Standup (was Re: [UA] Invisibles)

[Myles Corcoran]

Gregory Paul Stolze wrote:
> 
Greg Stolze wrote

> GM: Orcs have thick, brawny necks, but no match for your powerful 
> hands, and it feels good, it's a visceral thrill to feel those 
> neckbones separate and snap.  But you're distracted from your 
> pleasure by the nagging yelp of one of the smallest orc warriors. 
> "Pawgma!" it cries.  "Pawgma!  Pawgma!"
> It's familiar, one of the few orcish words you know.  It means 
> "Daddy..." Rank three Violence check!
> 
> PLAYER: Dammit.  I knew I shouldn't have taken orcish as a language.

	Have you ever considered doing RPG standup comedy? 
Limited audience I know, but still...

"Take my familiar... No, please." etc.

	Myles 

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