[UA] Blair Witch 2

[Nick Wedig]

>It's a well-known axiom in filmic studies that no film yet
>produced in the history of cinema could not have been
>improved with Jackie Chan and/or a monkey.

Of course, occasionally a monkey is not enough to save a film by itself.  I could name a few movies where the only selling point was the monkey.  On the other hand, these movies would have been phenomenally worse without said monkeys.

ObUA: Savage avatars with trained attack monkeys! (OTE, anyone)  Unspeakable Servants in Orangutan bodies!  Hamlet!  

Mr. teapot
has infinity minus one monkeys, and no Shakespeare yet

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