[UA] "Hello Kitty" Gimp Murders and the lost testicle

[Jorge Ferrao]

>Subject: [UA] "Hello Kitty" Gimp Murders


Suddenly, I remember reading about this crime in a tabloid which also 
featured a case in England where a woman became involved in a fight with a 
man and ripped off one of his testicles.
Apparently he didn't notice (??????????????) and later the testicle was 
found on the floor by the police.
Can you imagine anything as creepy and weird as a policeman entering a room, 
pointing a finger and saing "Look! A testicle on the floor. Who lost a 
testicle?" and actually BEING SERIOUS ABOUT IT?!

jORGE
(Shuddering...)



>All I can say is that we are ALL guilty of this murder.
>We should never have mocked the Hello Kitty vibrator.
>Now it will come for all of our heads.
>
>-Matt Norwood
>

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