[UA] Painful sitcoms

[Kevin Elmore]

> Ouch! Got a BOHICA on my "Sitcom Triva" check. Hope I'll
> make the rank-3 Self.

I think that anyone who identifies the role Kurt Russell
played on Gilligan's Island deserves to make a rank-10
Couch Potato check.

Crap, I failed mine once again.


Speaking of Gilligan's Island, I did some casual
(stalker-quality) searching and discovered that Dawn Wells
(of Mary Ann fame) is 61 years old.  Have you seen her? 
She looks pretty damn incredible!  No wonder she is a
Morlock on GvsE.  She must have sold her soul to look that
good in her 60's.  

Madonna may or may not be a contender for the mother
archetype, but Dawn Wells must be a contender for the
Fountain of Youth archetype.  What's the name of the woman
who bathed in the blood of virgins to stop aging?  I think
Dawn Wells might be doing that too.

Kevin Elmore





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