[UA] Painful sitcoms

[Kevin Mowery]

-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Elmore <kelmore at rocketmail.com>
To: ua at lists.uchicago.edu <ua at lists.uchicago.edu>
Date: Wednesday, April 19, 2000 1:19 PM
Subject: Re: [UA] Painful sitcoms


>> Ouch! Got a BOHICA on my "Sitcom Triva" check. Hope I'll
>> make the rank-3 Self.
>
>I think that anyone who identifies the role Kurt Russell
>played on Gilligan's Island deserves to make a rank-10
>Couch Potato check.
>
>Crap, I failed mine once again.
>
>
>Speaking of Gilligan's Island, I did some casual
>(stalker-quality) searching and discovered that Dawn Wells
>(of Mary Ann fame) is 61 years old.  Have you seen her?
>She looks pretty damn incredible!  No wonder she is a
>Morlock on GvsE.  She must have sold her soul to look that
>good in her 60's.
>
>Madonna may or may not be a contender for the mother
>archetype, but Dawn Wells must be a contender for the
>Fountain of Youth archetype.  What's the name of the woman
>who bathed in the blood of virgins to stop aging?  I think
>Dawn Wells might be doing that too.

    Elizabeth Bathory.

    I prefer the ritual explanation, just because it lends itself more
easily to playing a vicious satire of Hollywood.

Kevin Mowery________________profbobo at io.com
"'Jaws' is the warmest, tenderest, lovingest movie of
the year.  I give it four coconuts."               --Idi Amin



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