Hite's Alex Abel

[Chad Underkoffler]

Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 15:11:11 -0600
From: Kenneth Hite <hit2 at mindspring.com>
To: UA at purpletape.cs.uchicago.edu
Subject: Re: [UA] Your Alex Abel.

> > What does Alex do?

> My Alex Abel first (like most people's) uses his Vast Resources 
> to see if this is Mona's idea of a way out or revenge, or if 
> she's an arrow in Someone Else's quiver against him.

[snip]

> If the former, Alex probably puts Mona on ice (big empty 
> mansion way off in the boonies somewhere -- possibly South 
> America or Africa, if she doesn't know the local languages; 
> free heroin, vodka and pain pills; 500-channel cable including 
> Brazilian pirate porn stations; and full time
> bodyguards/companions to lead her into mindless lethargy and 
> keep her safely there and unpestered by others).  

SPRING BREAK! Whoo-hoo!

> Either way, Ruby, he saves (after killing every other duke or 
> peon who might even conceivably know of her existence).  She's 
> a magickal Schroedinger's Cat-box -- is she his daughter or
> not? Is she against Abel or for him?  She's basically an 
> incarnation of Uncertainty as it manifests for Alex Abel -- 
> like his own personal I Ching.

[snip]

This is why I think you're keen, Ken. That's damn spiffy.

> When Push comes to Shove, he can either have ritual sex with 
> her (the nice version), or ritually cut her open and read her 
> liver (the bad version), the ritual being designed to collapse 
> the wave function in a pro-Abel manner.  (He'll know it worked 
> if the DNA test on her afterwards shows she was his daughter 
> all along.)

The cherry on the top of another twisted Hite-a-licious sundae. 

Sheesh, raise the bar a little higher next time! :) "Curses! I'll get
you one of these days, Red Baron!"

Seriously, though-- I'm not sure what it'd be like playing in a UA
game a la Hite... Supressed Transmissions + Occult Underground = Trust
Nothing, Nowhere, Nowhen, Nuh-uh, Faggetaboutit. Who knows what kind
of kooky magick the Antarctic Space Nazis have come up with by now?


==
Chad Underkoffler [chadu at yahoo.com]
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/5751/index.html
"Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three."




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