[UA] Historical Ascensions

[Gregory Paul Stolze]

This whole thread has me thinking about the shtick in "Illuminatus" about
how George Washington was killed and replaced with Adam Weishaupt.  Think
how much easier it would be to cover up an ascension of a king, pope or
other famous figure back in the days before photographs and newspapers.
"The king is very sick!" is followed by "the king sure looks different now
that he's shaved off his beard, doesn't he?"

-G. 
1899 Phrenologist: Your son has the sloping forehead of a sexual deviant:
better put him in an asylum.
1999 Gene Therapist: Your fetus has the "date rape" gene.  Better abort.