[UA] Yet more random plot

gareth hanrahan hanrahag at iol.ie
Wed Dec 1 12:29:19 PST 1999


I was going to leave the random plot thingy alone for while, but I
found one that was just too wierd to pass up.

>The discriminating ex-wife of a ghost goes on a shopping spree while
sharing an umbrella with a >belligerent architect .

Ok. The ghost, when he was still alive, became obsessed with his wife
and kept trying to please her by buying her presents, but he had no
fashion sense and ended up being rejected every time. When she threw
out the brand new umbrella he'd spent hours shopping for, he snapped
and committed suicide. Little did he know that the wife had taken out
a massive life insurance policy on him & drugged him to make him more
unstable. When he died, she got a lot of money.

The husband ended up haunting the umbrella. He's fairly bitter about
being murdered. When a young architect pulls the umbrella out of a
dumpster, the husband possesses the artitect and goes off hunting his
ex-wife...
Gar
"You thought that you were the bomb
Yes well so did I" - Tori Amos, Spark




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