[UA] Man Wants to Become a Reptile

[Gregory Paul Stolze]

At 11:27 AM 12/17/1999 -0800, Michael Daisey wrote:
>
>ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - Philosophy doctorate student Erik
>Sprague wants to explore the meaning of life as a reptile. 

Man, I tell you: Nothing I've seen yet discredits my idea that a philosophy
degree is a big red warning sign.  Like when a woman suggests "Silence of
the Lambs" as a good first date movie.

-G.
If disaster strikes, it's God's wrath--quote the Old Testament.  If nothing
happens, God is merciful--quote the New Testament.
	-From "The Onion's Y2K Survival Tips"

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