[UA] Jesus Christ, SuperAvatar!

J.F.Scott at bton.ac.uk J.F.Scott at bton.ac.uk
Fri Dec 3 07:50:25 PST 1999


> Okay, so you've got this PC who's occaisionally getting his/her bacon
> saved
> by this mysterious stranger.  I got this mental picture of the Watcher
> showing up in the PC's (locked) apartment, holding the severed head of the
> PC's worst enemy.  
> 
> PC: I don't even know who you are... Why are you doing this?  Why are you
> protecting me?
> 
> WATCHER: I love you.
> 
Priceless.

There's also an old SF story (title and author filed somewhere in the swamp
that is my memory, I'm afraid) about a man who is being protected by an
invisible alien.  At first, it's stuff like "Don't step of the curb!" just
in time to stop crossing in front of a lorry.  Then it changes to "Don't go
to New York next Tuesday" (even though the man wasn't planning too).  Then
it moves on to "Don't sneeze into a silk handkerchief.  That attracts the
Boozles."  "What are Boozles?".  "Oh, they're creatures which are attracted
to people we help, and try and kill them.  But you'll be alright so long as
you remember about the handkerchief"   and so on.

John


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