[Family] Fwd: Donald Trump Joke

[Allen Smuckler]

be still my heart...❤

On Thu, Apr 9, 2020 at 2:30 PM Judith Stagliano via Family <
family at lists.smuckleinstern.com> wrote:

> This so obviously comes from a Canadian friend.  Laughter is the best!!!,
> Judy
> *Judith Stagliano*
> *President, Keswick C Association, Inc.*
> *(561) 302-3301*
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> From: Mary Carr-McNally <marycarrmcnally at live.com>
> Date: Thu, Apr 9, 2020 at 2:08 PM
> Subject: Re: Donald Trump Joke
> To: Judith Stagliano <judith.stagliano at gmail.com>
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> *From:* sylvia petras <sylviapetras at live.ca>
> *Sent:* Wednesday, April 8, 2020 8:02 AM
> *To:* Mary And Bill Begley <maryjbegley at hotmail.com>; marycarrmcnally <
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> *From:* JOAN COLSON <joco128 at rogers.com>
> *Date:* April 7, 2020 at 9:41:55 PM EDT
> *To:* Undisclosed recipients:;
> *Subject:* *Donald Trump Joke*
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> Donald Trump was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly,
> a donkey jumped out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car came
> to a stop.
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> Trump said to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.'
> The chauffeur got out, checked and reported that the animal was dead.'You
> were driving; go and tell the farmer,' said Trump.
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> Hours later, the chauffeur returned, totally plastered, hair ruffled, and
> with a big grin on his face.'My god, what happened to you?' asked Trump.
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> The chauffeur replied: When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
> of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal, and the daughter took me
> upstairs and made love to me.'
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> What on earth did you say to them?' asks Trump. I knocked on the door, and
> when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Donald Trump's chauffeur and I've
> just killed the jackass.
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