[Equest-users] [Bldg-sim] 20th Anniversary Attempt at Humor

[Jones, Christopher]

I am a firm believer in the KISS principle. I also favor function over form.

Creating an extremely complex energy model to compare against a baseline that has no bearing on reality seems a bit silly to me. Especially when the modeling software doesn’t include the functionality to model the proposed design (DOAS serving compartment fans serving series fan powered boxes that have a dual-max control strategy). You have to use a work-around anyway so why not use a modeling software that will run in 4 minutes vs. one that takes 23 hours because you decided to through in a few EMS controls but you didn’t take time to program an EMS to model the humification as control as designed.




Christopher R Jones, P.Eng.
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From: Bldg-sim [mailto:bldg-sim-bounces at lists.onebuilding.org] On Behalf Of John Aulbach via Bldg-sim
Sent: Friday, March 08, 2019 4:25 PM
To: Jason Glazer <jglazer at gard.com>; Jason Glazer via Bldg-sim <bldg-sim at lists.onebuilding.org>; bldg-sim at lists.onebuilding.org
Subject: Re: [Bldg-sim] 20th Anniversary Attempt at Humor

Attaboy, Jason. As soon as someone makes Energy Plus as simple as eQuest, i might use it. No one seems to have MADE an easy learn, and it took me too long to learn DOE 2 to relearn another. As Captain Kirk once said "Hopping Galaxies is a job for the young.."

Meriwether ESAS since 1977, DOE 2 since 1984, eQuest since 2004. And I probably have forgotten more than I know.

You are a great bunch of people !!
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On Fri, Mar 8, 2019 at 1:16 PM, Jason Glazer via Bldg-sim
<bldg-sim at lists.onebuilding.org<mailto:bldg-sim at lists.onebuilding.org>> wrote:
Continuing the story....

Right after they finish ordering their coffees, the
EnergyPlus user starts walking to the exit.

The eQUEST user asks: "where are you going?"

The EnergyPlus user says: "I think mine should be ready in
an hour or two."


On 3/8/2019 3:03 PM, Michael J Witte via Bldg-sim wrote:
> An EnergyPlus user, an eQUEST user, and an IESVE user walk
> into a coffee shop.
>
> One orders a tall dark roast with room.
>
> The next one orders a venti medium roast with a shot of
> Irish whiskey, or make that two shots.
>
> The next one orders a grande creme brulee latte, with two
> extra shots, half-blonde, half-decaf, long ristretto
> shots, semi-dry, nonfat milk, no whip, extra sprinkles, in
> a mug for here.
>
> The other two just roll their eyes and shake their heads.
>
> <wait for it>
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> "What? I like lots of options. That's why I use EnergyPlus!"
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