[Equest-users] [Bldg-sim] A DUEL TO THE DEATH!

Mon May 8 12:38:09 PDT 2017

Nick,
I am sure the Daily Planet would hire you in an instant..On Monday, May 8, 2017, 12:14:15 PM PDT, Nicholas Caton via Bldg-sim <bldg-sim at lists.onebuilding.org> wrote:<!--#yiv9428219723 _filtered #yiv9428219723 {font-family:"Cambria Math";panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4;} _filtered #yiv9428219723 {font-family:"Yu Gothic";panose-1:2 11 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0;} _filtered #yiv9428219723 {font-family:Calibri;panose-1:2 15 5 2 2 2 4 3 2 4;} _filtered #yiv9428219723 {font-family:Consolas;panose-1:2 11 6 9 2 2 4 3 2 4;} _filtered #yiv9428219723 {panose-1:2 11 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0;}#yiv9428219723 #yiv9428219723 p.yiv9428219723MsoNormal, #yiv9428219723 li.yiv9428219723MsoNormal, #yiv9428219723 div.yiv9428219723MsoNormal {margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;color:black;}#yiv9428219723 a:link, #yiv9428219723 span.yiv9428219723MsoHyperlink {color:blue;text-decoration:underline;}#yiv9428219723 a:visited, #yiv9428219723 span.yiv9428219723MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple;text-decoration:underline;}#yiv9428219723 p.yiv9428219723MsoPlainText, #yiv9428219723 li.yiv9428219723MsoPlainText, #yiv9428219723 div.yiv9428219723MsoPlainText {margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri", sans-serif;color:windowtext;}#yiv9428219723 p {margin-right:0in;margin-left:0in;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;color:black;}#yiv9428219723 pre {margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";color:black;}#yiv9428219723 tt {font-family:"Courier New";}#yiv9428219723 span.yiv9428219723HTMLPreformattedChar {font-family:Consolas;color:black;}#yiv9428219723 p.yiv9428219723msonormal0, #yiv9428219723 li.yiv9428219723msonormal0, #yiv9428219723 div.yiv9428219723msonormal0 {margin-right:0in;margin-left:0in;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman", serif;color:black;}#yiv9428219723 span.yiv9428219723PlainTextChar {font-family:"Calibri", sans-serif;}#yiv9428219723 span.yiv9428219723EmailStyle24 {font-family:"Calibri", sans-serif;color:windowtext;}#yiv9428219723 span.yiv9428219723EmailStyle25 {font-family:"Calibri", sans-serif;color:windowtext;}#yiv9428219723 .yiv9428219723MsoChpDefault {font-size:10.0pt;} _filtered #yiv9428219723 {margin:1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in;}#yiv9428219723 div.yiv9428219723WordSection1 {}-->
[HOT OFF THE PRESSES!] The mysterious challenger strikes again!

In what can only be described as “… some sort of Do Loop” (thanks John!), the mysterious auto-reply messenger who pounced upon the unsuspecting [equest-users] community this morning unleashed a fury of relatively polite French responses (as far as this reporter can tell via Google Translate).  The onebuilding heavyweight stood fast against the onslaught until our hero Jason Glazer once again put an end to the madness.

The perpetrator (to whose credit we can attribute at least 5 years of constructive community membership, by my count) remains at-large and might just be enjoying a delicious Mojito on the balmy sands of Cuba as we speak.  My sources are rarely wrong!  This reporter is hot on the trail and eager to investigate the situation…

Dutifully, your self-designated onebuilding crime investigative reporter,

~Nick

Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP

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  Regional Energy Engineering Manager

  Energy and Sustainability Services
  Schneider Electric
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From: Equest-users [mailto:equest-users-bounces at lists.onebuilding.org]On Behalf Of Nicholas Caton via Equest-users
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2017 10:12 AM
To: Jason Glazer <jglazer at gard.com>; Feng-Jen Chu <u9414020 at cmu.edu.tw>; Harshul Singhal <hsinghal at psdconsulting.com>; rodrigo.cerqueira at mra.qc.ca
Cc: equest-users at onebuilding.org; Annie Marston <amarston at sim2inc.com>
Subject: [Equest-users] A DUEL TO THE DEATH!

[HEADLINE]A duel to the death!  Pistols at high-noon (~9:45AM CST)!

Bystanders were stunned this morning when out of the blue, an up and comer auto-reply setting from France challenged the reigning mailing lists at onebuilding.org to a duel to the grisly end!

One witness to the event is quoted as saying “Is it just me who is getting these emails???????????????????????” Another helpfully volunteered “What's going on?”

Fortunately the incident occurred at an hour where our hero Mr. Jason Glazer was at the helm, likely trying to enjoy his morning latte and solving other pressing real-world problems.  Thanks to his swift actions, the deluge of auto-reply crossfire ceased before graver consequences ensued.

Motives behind the violence remain uncertain.  It has been speculated this might be a big misunderstanding as to what theup-and-coming lowdown showdown at the 2017 ASHRAE building performance and analysis conference will entail, but lead organizer Annie Marston could not be reached for comment – mostly because I’m just joking and wanted to insert a plug on behalf of the event.  More likely, this reporter expects this is real-world parable: with the moral of the story being to pay mind to intelligent set your auto-reply settings.

Your faithful reporter signing off,

~Nick

Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP

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  Senior Energy Engineer
  Regional Energy Engineering Manager

  Energy and Sustainability Services
  Schneider Electric
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D  913.564.6361
M  785.410.3317
F  913.564.6380
E  nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com
  | 
15200 Santa Fe Trail Drive
Suite 204
Lenexa, KS 66219
United States
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From: Equest-users [mailto:equest-users-bounces at lists.onebuilding.org]On Behalf Of Jason Glazer via Equest-users
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2017 9:53 AM
To: equest-users at lists.onebuilding.org
Subject: [Equest-users] Admin mail loop(was: Re: Your mail to rodrigo.cerqueira at mra.qc.ca)

Sorry about this mail loop. The user that set their vacation message to send to back to the mailing list has been set to be moderated so the looping should be over.

Jason

On 5/8/2017 9:38 AM, via Equest-users wrote:

Veuillez noter que je suis présentement en vacances et serai de retour le 15 mai prochain.    Salutations, 

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