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        <div>Thank you, Joe, for more underlying drama from the Lab. I never claimed to be an expert, but certainly hung with those who WERE expert. You being one. And God save DrawBdl !! Never knew my models came out so WEIRD !!</div><div><br></div><div>I think the California Energy Commission, the City of New York, and the Green Building movement have asked WAY too much of simulation !! It is a F...ing estimate, not an exact science !!</div><div><br></div><div>Hope you can actually retire someday, Joe. Modeling to me has become more of a chore.</div><div><br></div>
        
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                    On Friday, March 8, 2019, 8:27:19 PM PST, Joe Huang <yjhuang@whiteboxtechnologies.com> wrote:
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    <p>I was at LBNL for 27 years! The Lab always gave me just enough
      inducements to keep me from leaving, but never enough to feel
      really secure.  I'm sure other former or current LBL employees
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    <p>I notice John  still uses the old acronym  LBL, as is still 
      found in Lab's e-mail address @lbl.gov - some things are sacred. 
      I liked Bruce very much. He came from an industrial rather than a
      scientific background, having worked at Carrier for many years.  I
      remember one time he decided to give a 3-day lecture series (1
      hour lectures for 3 days, not a 3 day  filibuster :-) ) about the
      history of air-conditioning starting from the 1930's.  I think
      Bruce got offended when Art Rosenfeld commented, "oh, that's just
      engineering!"  (Art came from a nuclear physics background). 
      Bruce's nuts-and-bolts no-nonsense approach can be unnerving.  I
      remember doing research on the Urban Heat Island Effect and asked
      Bruce for some prototypical building models.  Bruce brushed off
      the UHI as something that's inevitable nobody can do anything
      about, and then asked me for an account number to charge his time
      :-)  which I thought was fair.<br clear="none">
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    <p>I feel said when I visit the Lab these days, because all the
      seminal people who developed DOE-2 are now gone, including all
      those mentioned by John below.  The original team was really quite
      skillful -  Zulfi Cumali (who was always a consultant, not staff
      at LBNL) for coming up with the overall program structure, Ender
      Erdem for doebdl,  the two Freds (Winkelmann and Buhl) for loads, 
      Jeff Hirsch for system, and me (:-)) for pestering them when
      things didn't work! <br clear="none">
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    <p>A classic Ender answer was when I found that my function stopped
      working with a new DOE-2 version.  I asked Ender whether the Zone
      pointers have been changed  and Ender said no!   A few moments
      later he came to my room, said, "oh, there is 'some' change!" and
      wrote the new pointer location on a slip of paper.  Classic
      understatement,  equivalent to being somewhat pregnant.<br clear="none">
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    <p>Joe<br clear="none">
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    <pre class="yiv0512048305moz-signature">Joe Huang
White Box Technologies, Inc.
346 Rheem Blvd., Suite 205A
Moraga CA 94556
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(o) (925)388-0265
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              <div>I would like to remember the LBL staff in the good
                old days, which i believe Joe was a member. My personal
                patient mentor was Bruce Birdsall. I had the pleasure of
                having dinner with him several times and staying at his
                apartment when visiting LBL. His apartment was one of
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              <div>Also remember taking my first class in DOE-2 (1982)
                from Fred Buhl and Jeff Hirsch. I must confess that
                after the two days, I still had no idea how to perform
                models in DOE-2. Fortunately, Bruce patiently saved the
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              <div>And not to forget Fred Winkleman either.</div>
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            <div> On Friday, March 8, 2019, 5:12:54 PM PST, Joe Huang
              via Bldg-sim <a rel="nofollow" shape="rect" class="yiv0512048305moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" ymailto="mailto:bldg-sim@lists.onebuilding.org" target="_blank" href="mailto:bldg-sim@lists.onebuilding.org"><bldg-sim@lists.onebuilding.org></a> wrote:
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              <div dir="ltr">Me, again, just got done with a personal
                chore.<br clear="none">
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                Now that we're attempting to make energy simulations
                funny, I thought <br clear="none">
                I'd share what I remember from my almost 40 years (:-o)
                experience that <br clear="none">
                struck me as amusing.  These are true stories, not "fake
                news" :-) ;-)<br clear="none">
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                1. We were sitting around the room at LBNL talking about
                converting a <br clear="none">
                Fortran program from VAX to Unix. The fellow sitting
                next to me asked, <br clear="none">
                "isn't that just changing the extension from *.for to
                *.f ??<br clear="none">
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                2. A new hire at LBL told me that he went to a party
                where someone asked <br clear="none">
                him what work did he do?  So, my colleague said, "I
                simulate buildings <br clear="none">
                on a computer".  The other person replied, "oh, that's
                easy. Buildings <br clear="none">
                don't move!".<br clear="none">
                <br clear="none">
                3. I was working with the late Art Rosenfeld in the
                early 80's writing a <br clear="none">
                paper on building energy efficiency for Art to present
                at the first <br clear="none">
                international energy conference in China in 1982. Art
                was writing what I <br clear="none">
                thought was a naive' comment that building energy
                efficiency will pay <br clear="none">
                for itself by the savings in coal.  I explained to Art
                the intricacies <br clear="none">
                of China's fuel pricing system. Art thought for a moment
                and then <br clear="none">
                changed the sentence from "We believe that..." to "We
                are confident <br clear="none">
                that...".  Art then  nudged me and said, "frequently
                wrong, but always <br clear="none">
                confident!".  (I've collected lots of Art Rosenfeld
                anecdotes over the <br clear="none">
                years).<br clear="none">
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                4.  I learned DOE-2 for the first time in a class at UC
                Berkeley in <br clear="none">
                1980, and had the assignment of modeling a small cabin
                picked from <br clear="none">
                Progressive Architecture, using an input file from a
                previous student as <br clear="none">
                an example. It all made sense, but I wondered why the
                file had double <br clear="none">
                periods at the end each sentence, which I thought was
                redundant.  So, I <br clear="none">
                wrote my file with single dots!  The computer then spat
                out that the <br clear="none">
                file had 109 errors!  I would never make that mistake
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                5. I was at ASHRAE in the early 80's listening to Ed
                Sowell make his <br clear="none">
                presentation about ASHRAE Weighting Factors, with the
                title something <br clear="none">
                like, "32,000 weighting factors for different room
                configurations".  An <br clear="none">
                acquaintance standing next to me whispered to me, "now
                that's a really <br clear="none">
                big building"!<br clear="none">
                <br clear="none">
                6. (last one).   I was involved in a DOE project in the
                late 80s to turn <br clear="none">
                DOE-2 simulation results into a simplified tool for
                estimating <br clear="none">
                residential energy use (PEAR), working with an A/E firm
                Steven Winter in <br clear="none">
                New York.  One time I was talking to Steven Winter staff
                about some <br clear="none">
                technical minutae just when the Loma Prieta Earthquake
                struck (1989).  <br clear="none">
                It felt good in a way to hang on them saying, "I can't
                talk now. There's <br clear="none">
                an earthquake"!  Standing outside in the parking lot
                watching plumes of <br clear="none">
                smoke arise in San Francisco across the Bay felt like
                being in a movie.<br clear="none">
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                Joe<br clear="none">
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                  On 3/8/2019 4:25 PM, Joe Huang wrote:<br clear="none">
                  > Now, now, Jason.<br clear="none">
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                  > Some people are quite sensitive about simulation
                  run times. Several <br clear="none">
                  > years ago when EnergyPlus got converted to C and
                  somebody, clearly not <br clear="none">
                  > that knowledgeable, wrote that now you can go get
                  a cup of coffee and <br clear="none">
                  > the run will be done.  I questioned that
                  converting Fortran to C would <br clear="none">
                  > have any effect on runtime, and found out later
                  that comment had <br clear="none">
                  > pissed off someone for months.<br clear="none">
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                  > The biggest laugh I've had with BLDG-SIM postings
                  were the ones like, <br clear="none">
                  > "I want to learn XXX.  Please help me !!".<br clear="none">
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                  > Joe<br clear="none">
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                  > On 3/8/2019 1:16 PM, Jason Glazer via Bldg-sim
                  wrote:<br clear="none">
                  >> Continuing the story....<br clear="none">
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                  >> Right after they finish ordering their
                  coffees, the EnergyPlus user <br clear="none">
                  >> starts walking to the exit.<br clear="none">
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                  >> The eQUEST user asks: "where are you going?"<br clear="none">
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                  >> The EnergyPlus user says: "I think mine
                  should be ready in an hour or <br clear="none">
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                  >> On 3/8/2019 3:03 PM, Michael J Witte via
                  Bldg-sim wrote:<br clear="none">
                  >>> An EnergyPlus user, an eQUEST user, and
                  an IESVE user walk into a <br clear="none">
                  >>> coffee shop.<br clear="none">
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                  >>> One orders a tall dark roast with room.<br clear="none">
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                  >>> The next one orders a venti medium roast
                  with a shot of Irish <br clear="none">
                  >>> whiskey, or make that two shots.<br clear="none">
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                  >>> The next one orders a grande creme brulee
                  latte, with two extra <br clear="none">
                  >>> shots, half-blonde, half-decaf, long
                  ristretto shots, semi-dry, <br clear="none">
                  >>> nonfat milk, no whip, extra sprinkles, in
                  a mug for here.<br clear="none">
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                  >>> The other two just roll their eyes and
                  shake their heads.<br clear="none">
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                  >>> <wait for it><br clear="none">
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                  >>> "What? I like lots of options. That's why
                  I use EnergyPlus!"<br clear="none">
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