[Bldg-sim] A DUEL TO THE DEATH!

Jason Glazer via Bldg-sim bldg-sim at lists.onebuilding.org
Mon May 8 12:18:26 PDT 2017


Thanks to Nick and Mike for letting me know what was going 
on by using that ancient contraption, a telephone.

Jason


On 5/8/2017 2:13 PM, Nicholas Caton wrote:
>
> *[HOT OFF THE PRESSES!] *The mysterious challenger strikes 
> again!
>
> In what can only be described as “… some sort of Do Loop” 
> (thanks John!), the mysterious auto-reply messenger who 
> pounced upon the unsuspecting [equest-users] community 
> this morning unleashed a fury of relatively polite French 
> responses (as far as this reporter can tell via Google 
> Translate).  The onebuilding heavyweight stood fast 
> against the onslaught until our hero Jason Glazer once 
> again put an end to the madness.
>
> The perpetrator (to whose credit we can attribute at least 
> 5 years of constructive community membership, by my count) 
> remains at-large and might just be enjoying a delicious 
> Mojito on the balmy sands of Cuba as we speak.  My sources 
> are rarely wrong!  This reporter is hot on the trail and 
> eager to investigate the situation…
>
> Dutifully, your self-designated onebuilding crime 
> investigative reporter,
>
> ~Nick
>
> *Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP*
>
> Senior Energy Engineer
> Regional Energy Engineering Manager
>
> Energy and Sustainability Services
> Schneider Electric
>
> 	
>
> D 913.564.6361
> M 785.410.3317
> F 913.564.6380
> E nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com 
> <mailto:nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com>
>
> 	
>
> 15200 Santa Fe Trail Drive
> Suite 204
> Lenexa, KS 66219
> United States
>
> *From:*Equest-users 
> [mailto:equest-users-bounces at lists.onebuilding.org] *On 
> Behalf Of *Nicholas Caton via Equest-users
> *Sent:* Monday, May 08, 2017 10:12 AM
> *To:* Jason Glazer <jglazer at gard.com>; Feng-Jen Chu 
> <u9414020 at cmu.edu.tw>; Harshul Singhal 
> <hsinghal at psdconsulting.com>; rodrigo.cerqueira at mra.qc.ca
> *Cc:* equest-users at onebuilding.org; Annie Marston 
> <amarston at sim2inc.com>
> *Subject:* [Equest-users] A DUEL TO THE DEATH!
>
> *[HEADLINE]**A duel to the death!  Pistols at high-noon 
> (~9:45AM CST)!*
>
> Bystanders were stunned this morning when out of the blue, 
> an up and comer auto-reply setting from France challenged 
> the reigning mailing lists at onebuilding.org to a duel to 
> the grisly end!
>
> One witness to the event is quoted as saying “Is it just 
> me who is getting these emails???????????????????????” 
> Another helpfully volunteered “What's going on?”
>
> Fortunately the incident occurred at an hour where our 
> hero Mr. Jason Glazer was at the helm, likely trying to 
> enjoy his morning latte and solving other pressing 
> real-world problems. Thanks to his swift actions, the 
> deluge of auto-reply crossfire ceased before graver 
> consequences ensued.
>
> Motives behind the violence remain uncertain.  It has been 
> speculated this might be a big misunderstanding as to what 
> the up-and-coming lowdown showdown at the 2017 ASHRAE 
> building performance and analysis conference 
> <https://www.ashrae.org/membership--conferences/conferences/ashrae-conferences/2017-ashrae-building-performance-analysis-conference> 
> will entail, but lead organizer Annie Marston could not be 
> reached for comment – mostly because I’m just joking and 
> wanted to insert a plug on behalf of the event.  More 
> likely, this reporter expects this is real-world parable: 
> with the moral of the story being to pay mind to 
> intelligent set your auto-reply settings.
>
> Your faithful reporter signing off,
>
> ~Nick
>
> *Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP*
>
> Senior Energy Engineer
> Regional Energy Engineering Manager
>
> Energy and Sustainability Services
> Schneider Electric
>
> 	
>
> D 913.564.6361
> M 785.410.3317
> F 913.564.6380
> E nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com 
> <mailto:nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com>
>
> 	
>
> 15200 Santa Fe Trail Drive
> Suite 204
> Lenexa, KS 66219
> United States
>
> *From:*Equest-users 
> [mailto:equest-users-bounces at lists.onebuilding.org] *On 
> Behalf Of *Jason Glazer via Equest-users
> *Sent:* Monday, May 08, 2017 9:53 AM
> *To:* equest-users at lists.onebuilding.org 
> <mailto:equest-users at lists.onebuilding.org>
> *Subject:* [Equest-users] Admin mail loop(was: Re: Your 
> mail to rodrigo.cerqueira at mra.qc.ca 
> <mailto:rodrigo.cerqueira at mra.qc.ca>)
>
> Sorry about this mail loop. The user that set their 
> vacation message to send to back to the mailing list has 
> been set to be moderated so the looping should be over.
>
> Jason
>
> On 5/8/2017 9:38 AM, via Equest-users wrote:
>
>     Veuillez noter que je suis présentement en vacances et serai de retour le 15 mai prochain.
>
>     Salutations,
>
>
>
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> -- 
> Jason Glazer, P.E., BEMP, GARD Analytics, 90.1 ECB chair, 209 chair
> Admin for onebuilding.org building performance mailing lists
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